Learn Your Pc

The following is a fictional interview between a computer system and a virus

System : Hello virus,Tell me about yourself.

Virus : I am Simply a computer code designed to work in stealth ,The creeper virus was the first of our kind and we are having a tremendous growth till now.

System : OK, So who you work for?

Virus : Well my boss is an intelligent and talented person especially in programming who uses all his talents and intelligence in a destructive manner.

System : That sounds sad,What about your diet?

Virus : I feed on the data in a computer.I like it especially if the data is sensitive and much important.My favorite is the executable data as they help us in increasing our population.

System : Do you have any friends?

Virus : Yes of course , I have a lot of friends some of them are Trojan, malware, adware, toolkit, key loggers, and list goes on.We strongly believe in team work and usually help each other in achieving our goal.

System :That sounds interesting,What about your enemies?

Virus : We too have our own enemies,The so called antivirus programs are our worst enemies They tend to capture and destroy us and most of the time they do succeed in it.

System : So whats your favorite place?

Virus : Well I have traveled all over the planet where ever there is a internet connection.My favorite place is the temporary folder in a computer,When i enter a computer i will stay there in the temporary folder for a while after which i will migrate to other places as well.

System : It was nice talking with you virus ?!@#??$ Err.... message:"The computer has encountered a error and needs to shut down".

Virus :Man,I love this part.Mission accomplished.whooooha.